pkul 2.07 am....

Isnin, 2009 November 23




Assalamualaikum...

pgi2 cmne...
intenet dial-up n ok ckit la...
bosan2 gni...
ak usha2 gambo2 kat flickr sorng membe n...
ak jmpe la gambo2 mse competition chef gala dulu.. (taun n gak.. huhu..)
so ak pun amek la..
n ak ltk la kat bwh n..
(berjam gak nk tunggu dia upload.. pdhl brape kb je... huhu...)
sbb ap ak amek gambo n??..
sbb gambo n gambo ak ngan group ak..
hahaha...
amek gambo org len watpe kn...
huhu..
k.. kpla gua dah skit dah n... ngantuk gle dah...
sekian...
wsalam...

chef yg poyo... hahaha...


org masak diorng bleh syok gelak2 plak...
hahaha...


hasil "air tangan" ktorng...
ciannye la judge terpakse mkn...
wahahaha...


susudan diatas adalah mengikut ketinggian...
hahaha..


tu yg tepi kanan sekali tu bkn group gua...
sje je enterframe.. hahaha...
(gurau je syima.. peace...)
(yg n susunan x ikut ketinggian.. dia selang seli... kte org selang bunga... hahaha..)


p/s: ai, ak cilok gambo dri flickr ko... haha... n dah amek bru mntk kebenaran n... klau ko x bg ckp la.. t ak delete.. wahahaha...

kEmbAli pUlanG

Selasa, 2009 November 17

saya sudah bersedia utk pulang...
anda bagaimana???...
hahahaha....

How many germs live on your cell phone?

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How long could you survive after punching a bear in the balls?

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The Teenager Audio Test - Can you hear this sound?

Created by Oatmeal

1924 - Soldiers of Allah

Isnin, 2009 November 16

dnga.. bace... dan hayati...



1924

The truth about the state
It wasn’t always like this
Let us look back in time
History reminds us
One army
One land

One central authority
Crushing the romans
persians put in fear
The Ummah like a Lion
No need to shed a tear

When the village was attacked by the kufar
The Khalife heard
The sister cry &
Prepared for war
Attacking the city

Destroying it
from existence
Lesson # 1
Don’t ever
Mess with Muslims

The Imam of the Ummah is a shield where he protects the Ummah and where the Ummah fights behind him
Where is this shield today to protect the Ummah?? What happen to this shield to honor and dignify the Ummah???
In 1917 Prime Minister of britain after entering Jerusalem stated “the crusade war has ended”
In the same year the french general, goro went to the grave of Salahudeen-Ayubi
Salahudeen-Ayubi, the one who 730 years prier crushed the crusades and liberated Palestine & Syria
he went to his grave in Damascus and kicked it and said wake up oh Salahudeen we hare here �
How did they do this
to you and me
We turn on the TV
and all we see
is a world full of casualties
a generation in agony
our Ummah is in misery
let us go back
to beginning of the century
and review our history

from one side
to the other side of the globe
the system of Islam
Ruled over the world
They went to the Muslims
for the all their solutions
from mathematics to biology
to the advancements in technology

the kafir women
use to imitate our women
they wanted the same respect
that the Muslims sisters were given while the enemies of Islam
were trying to twist the Quran
trying to write a Surah like Allah’s they all failed miserably
& many of them responded with Ashhadu -an la Ilaha Ilallah wa Ashhadu- anna Muhammadun rasullullah
Allah has challenged the humanity until the day of judgment to produce a Sura or an Aya like the Quran
And Allah assures that they will never be able to make an Aya like it
The kufar plan and work to destroy this Deen and Allah affirms that we too are planning
and if all the people of the world got together they still could not and will never be able to put even a scratch a side of a muster seeds on the throne of almighty Allah (SWT)

After failing on the battlefield
they kufar got together
and they decided to yield
they said we must change
the way the Muslims think
and sure enough

the Muslim Ummah
began to sink
In 1917 john belford
promised Palestine
to the jews 31 years later
his promise went through

brittan and france
split the Muslim lands
3 years later
Islam worst traitor
mustafa kamal
Brought the states fall

In 1920’s mustafah kammal with the help of the british becomes the hero
Hmm well this so-called hero cancels the authority of the most powerful system suitable for human beings
The khilafah!!!
he abandon all the rulings of Allahâ he did not stop there
He abanded the Adan in Arabic, he denied Muslim sister from obeying Allah (SWT) by abandoning the Hijab
All Islamic calendars and holidays were canceled
Yes brothers and sisters
he changes the Arabic alphabet to Latin
By doing so he made sure the next generation will be lost and have no connection to their Islamic roots
as they can not read or write all the Islamic culture that was recorded
This Islamic system sent by the Creator of alameen went from the application in life to be in museums for people to go and see in turkey

In 1924
Our state was demolished
Hundred years of planning And their plans were accomplished
Kafirs broke our bond
Contaminated our knowledge
Better listen up
because you won’t learn this in college

Beginning of the end
and the divisions began
Step by step
they divided our lands
in 1921 saudi arabia & iran
next year egypt &
In 32 iraq

In 1945
jordan indonesia
Lebonen & syria
Two years later
The division of India
the Muslims took a stand
and demanded
the ruling of Islam
so they gave them pakistan
but it was only an illusion
a false resolution
far from the solution
In 1948
The Jews establish their israeli state

In 1901 the kufar went to Sultan Abdull Hamid the II and offered to pay tremendous amount of money to the Islamic State for Palestine. Sultan Abdull Hamid the II replied:
I am not going to give one inch of Palestine to the jews as Palestine is not mine give but it belongs to the Ummah and Ummah have shed blood to defend this land but if one day the Islamic State falls apart then you can have Palestine for free but as long as I am alive I would rather have my flesh be cut up then cut out Palestine from the Muslim land I will not allow any carving up while we are alive!!!!!

In 1960’s
somolia & nigaria
kuwait & algeria
In 1964 Came the PLO
yasar arafat
The us scarecrow
a great declined
In 1969
When the west was training Muslims scholars for hire
Jews were setting
Al-Aqsa mosque on fire!

Let us recall 1970
For those who don’t remember
That was the year
That we had black September

The king of jorden
& yaser arafat
Began their plot
Shot after shot
Muslim blood spilled
As innocent Muslims were killed
Communism attacked
but Muslims fought back

The sincere Mujahideen of Afghanistan fought and pushed back the Russians
and then They started to fight among themselves
Khomaine became in power with the promise of ruling and raising the Ummah to a level of dignity
But his promise never went through
soon after iran and iraq went to war
And millions of innocent Muslims died for 10 years Muslims killing Muslims
Over what!!!??? What else!!! the agenda of the west!!!Śat the end there were no resolution
Today iran is very much open to democracy and reformation
and the Muslims in iraq continue to sufferâ
SubhanAllah!. where is the Amir of the Ummah??!!!!

Another decade gone
But we still don’t have Islam
Take a look at the gulf
And the killings of sadam
Over million Muslims died
But no one answered their cries
In the 1990’s
The Muslim genocide
Bosnia
Kosovo
Chechenya
Dagistan

Bring back Islam!
Bring back Islam!
Bring back Islam!
Bring back Islam!

It’s year 2000
And nothing has changed
Past generation has aged
Let us write the next page
It’s time for us to change
It’s up to you & me
Either we make history
or we become history

Pataya LOW budget...

Ahad, 2009 November 15



Assalamualaikum...

sekidit perkongsian resepi...
hehe..

mcm bleh bace tajuk tu..
nme resepi n..
PATAYA LOW BUDGET...

Bahan:
1) Telo 2 biji..
2) bawang kecik seketul... (di hiris )
3) ikan bilis 10-15 ekor..
4) nasi putih (lebihan lunch @ bersamaan beras setengah pot..)
5) cili boh 2 sudu...
6) pati tomato kimball 1 sudu (lebihan masak spageti ari tu... x pun pakai je sos tomato.. huhu..)
7) sedikit minyak, kicap ckit, gula, garam dan ajinomoto...

cara:
1) pecahkan telo yg 2 bijik tu dalam cawan, tmbh garam ckit n kacau sehingga sebati..
2) pnskn minyak atas kuali... ckit je.. jngn bnyk2...
3) tuangkn telo yg dah kacau tadi...
4) pusing2kn kuali supaya telo tu merebak.. (btul ke ayat n??...)
5) msk la telo tu.. wat telo dadar... aish... xkn tu pun nk kne bgtau...
6) bila telo dah msk... ketepikan...
7) ltkkn minyak lg ckit dlm kuali... tumis bwng kecik yg dah hiris tu n ikan bilis..
8) tumis smpai bau naik... tpi jngn smpai bau hangit plak yg naek.. tu mksudnye dah hangus...
9) msukkn cili boh... tumis smpai garing @ naek minyak...
10) tmbh gula ckit... nk wat ilang pijo cili boh tu...
11) msukkn pati tomato kimball, garam ckit n ajinomoto ckit.. (klau xnk pkai ajinomoto pun xp..)
12) kacau2.. gaul2... godak2... kasik rata...
13) masukkn nasi putih...
14) kacau lagi... gaul lagi.. kasik rata...
15) ltk kicap ckit...
16) lagi lagi kacau... lagi lagi gual... kasik rata...
17) dah msk dah tu... tutup la api.. kang hangus plak...
18) amek mangkuk... letakkan telo dadar tdi dlm mangkuk tu.. ksik spread ckit...
19) msukkn nsi yg dah siap goreng td atas telo tu..
20) tekan2 ckit kasi mampat...
21) amek pinggan, letak atas mangkuk tu.. (buat mcm nk tutup mangkuk tu..)
22) dengan sepantas kilat... tebalikan mangkuk tu... tpi hati2.. jngn smpai tecampak plak isi2 dlm mangkuk tu.. kempunan plak kang...
23) ketuk2 ckit belakang mangkuk tu.. n angkat...
24) maka siap la pataya LOW budget kte.. tuangkan sedikit sos atas pataya tu... utk menambhkn lgi kesedapan...

senangkn nk wat??...
kejap je...
estimate time : 20 minit... cmpur nk lari2 dri dapur ke blik smbil gtalk....
estimate harga: + - RM1.50... (btul n.. x tipu..)
k... hasil dia klau ikut langkah2 yg diberikan..
lbh krng cmni la..
klau lgi kreatif, hias la ikut suka korng...
kang mkn masuk perut jugak...
huhu...





k.. fikir2kan dan selamat mencuba...
sekian sahaja -J- melaporkan utk teddy-j.blogspot.com
wassalam..

p/s: mug saya comel!!!... hahahaha...